I think his eyes are connected to his ears.

One of the advantages of cell phones having cameras built into them (or maybe just that my camera happens to be my phone) is documenting strange animal art. Specifically, the stuff that shows up in the pet aisle when I’m grocery shopping.

This was the side art to a box/stand of….er, I guess ham bones. I don’t know sometimes with the stuff they sell as dog treats / toys. What I do know is that this is no ordinary canine!

Look at that face! Look at those elbows! Look at how his eyes float several inches above his knobby head! Sometimes I don’t always trust the package, but I don’t think this guy would endorse any sort of pretend ham product – only a Real Ham Bone. Them’s big bones from a real ham! They have to be!

I’m sure they’re delicious.